beans.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN PULL THE PLUUUUGGGGG

Death. =D

good morning my djentleman.

simon regrets to inform you all that his house is undergoing renovation and will probably raped from the internet for mayhaps a day or thrice.

exams are over. yay.

like retarded kids with ADD after being doused with 15 ounces of cocaine and cum.

so it’s time to update xanga.

coherently.
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yeah, i just spent today organizing the most kvlt thing ever. Magic cards. Yep, still got them. Not for long, planning to sell them to make a quickbuck as guitar shit is expensive. It’s cool how much some stuff goes for. Only MTG nerds will understand this but an average Onslaught Ward Sliver sells for 1US buck. >.> I’ve got like 5 of them. =D And 800ish cards on eBay go for like 650US. =o I only have like 600ish cards though so I dunno, 400US? =D Yeah, like 3000 bucks lawlz. I hope. I might just be dreaming eh. It pays to be geeky. I didn’t actually spend anywhere near 400US on these cards though lawlz. my oldest card comes from 1994 though. I think. >.> that’s 13yrs old lawl.

And yeah, exams are coming up and whatever. Blah, most of the exams were boring and fairly easy. I got hungry during Science though.

I like guitars, someone buy me a 7-string. And pickups. And a new amp. And potatoes.

Simon must sleep now. He was going to write more content but the parental units are coming. goodnight my children.

this is a post dedicated to CAKE. Why? Because not only is the food kickass, especially with milk and maybe cookies, but it’s also a kickass word to randomly yell along with the prefix OMG.

and that band is also uber cool.

I WILL SURVIVE

that’s all. chorg out.

bring myself to revise science. I hate science. ._.

Tech-metal is funny.

my calluses are bleeding.
i’m bored.
i’m itchy.
i hate exams.

I’ve swallowed 3 pieces of gum in the last 2 days. I even swallowed a piece of gum when i was asleep. >.>

and this morning I almost fell out of bed.

I LIKE SINGINNNNNNG WITH AAALLLL THE COLOURS OF THE RAAINBOOOWWWW