HOLY FUCKING SHIT HARRY POOTER IN DA HOUSE!

OMG BUY ME HARRY POOTER

you guys suck, i’m so bored that I’m updating Xanga. Not with anything useful though that’d be a sin.

So here’s to a midlife crisis yo, have a soundtrack to my life, myspace uber-scene hardcore goffikk hollywood undead my chemical romance xromancex hawthorne heights trendy shit:

Opening Credits:
Slit Your Guts – Cryptopsy (lawl)

Waking Up:
I’m But a Wave To… – Cynic

First Day At School:
Blue Orchid – White Stripes

Falling In Love:
Oh Baby Doll – Chuck Berry (sexytime)

Fight Song:
Speed of Light – Stratovarius

Breaking Up:
Don’t Stop at the Top – Children of Bodom

Prom:
Total Death – Kreator (necrophilia eh)

Life:
Little Queenie – Chuck Berry (I get to be a queen)

Mental Breakdown:
Oxisius – Bulb (tf is oxisius)

Flashback:
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath – Black Sabbath

Getting back together:
Justin – Korn (how mahvellous)

Wedding:
Da Hui – Offspring

Birth of Child:
Cosmos – Cynic (erm)

Final Battle:
The Language of Shadows – Nile

Death Scene:
Hellbent for Leather – Judas Priest

Funeral Song:
Touch Me – The Doors (necrophilia)

End Credits:
Red Red Wine – Bob Marley

good morning good people.

Sometimes when a man smells like turkey, he has been eating turkey sandwiches.

Othertimes he may have been practicing bestiality.

D =

BRB

I wish dicks were words.

Then I’d let people put words in my mouth alllll day long.

Every night I go to bed to blissfully dream about swedish men playing polymetric metal.

BEANS BEANS
THE MAGICAL FRUIT
THE MORE YOU EAT
THE MORE YOU TOOT

BEANS BEANS
GOOD FOR YOUR HEART
THE MORE YA EAT
THE MORE YA FART

ROSES ARE REDS
RYAN’S A JEW
QUICK, MAZEL TOV
KAI WANTS TO RAPE YOU

anyway, yes I remember. wtfiskevindoingonxanga