haha fabienne is gay.

Which means she likes men.

erm.

why Jay and Silent Bob are awesome!

and...

and...

not to mention King Diamond!

with ming zhee.

Hong Kong needs more kvlt. Hong Kong is so totally un-kvlt. Melbourne is kvlt-er than HK but not by a lot because they have trams. Trams are so un-kvlt. Those penguins were pretty fucking kvlt though. I mean, they had corpse paint! Not to mention they only come out of the icy frostbitten and grym waters to go into the blasphemous forest far away from civilization when the dark night falls. Not to mention these totally necro-penguins only live in the cold waters offshore of Melbourne. Fuck, they're so heavy they even live in the BASS strait. Fucking aye. btwbubblersarenotkvlt.

and Australia used to be 1HKD to 1AUS. And you could buy a meat pie for a decent price.

finally today, I'm here to talk to you all about the harmful effects drugs, sex without protection and hardcore dancing can have on your life.

Drugs are very bad for you. If you smoke weed, do coke, acid and play the guitar and are a totally radical hippie, I'm afraid you might turn black, start wearing very colourful clothing and buy a Fender Stratocaster. Sadly you will be known as Jimi Hendrix and this is very bad. Why? For the simple fact that Jimi Hendrix was a no good guitar-toting rebel who protested nuclear war with all of them other damn tree huggers at Woodstock. Hence drugs are very bad for you. Only idiots who totally change the soundscape and future of music take drugs. Faggots.

Unprotected sex is also a very bad thing to do. If you do not use a condom or diaphragm during sex I'm afraid you just might develop AIDs. Then your voice will magically become incredibly high, you will grow handlebar mustaches and your makeup will be flaking but your smile will still stay on. Sadly, we must also give a moniker to you. Your new alias will be Freddie Mercury. Now he was a true faggot. He died of fucking anal sex with a damn fruit-fuck. Never mind the fact that he was in one of the world's greatest selling rock bands or that fans hail him as one of the best rock vocalists ever to live, he was a fucking queer! So kids don't screw without a condom or diaphragm, you just might end up being a legend. A gay one but still a legend.

finally hardcore dancing is gay.

btw: for anyone who thinks I'm being serious, you should stick two pickles up your a-hole. Speaking of which, watch Clerks II and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. =D

Well, I would be if I had gone there. I actually went to Melbourne. Instead of writing a long-winded post which no one will read, I will compile a lovely short list of stuff I did (your mom being exempt).

1. I watched approximately 24hrs of TV and movies on the flights to and from Melbourne.
2. Melbourne Victory r gheye lol.
3. I saw penguins.
4. I saw a crossdresser on my first day in Melbourne.
5. The trams suck.
6. There are some awesome graffiti artists in Melbourne.
7. Shit is expensive in Australia.
8. There are tonnes of metalheads in Melbourne though! I saw approximately 4 Slayer, 1 Disorge, 1 Psycroptic, 1 Cradle of Filth, 1 Cannibal Corpse, 2 Pantera, 2 Blind Guardian and 1 Megadeth shirt whilst I was there.
9. Blind Guardian were actually playing at the forum theatre whilst I was in Melbourne. x_x
10. Slayer is coming to Melbourne in April. =o
11. I never got to meet Vivian because I was watching Penguins and going to Williamstown. =D
12. I got a CoF and an Anathema CD, yay.
13. JB Hifi is so totally kickass.
14. I went to two guitar stores there. One of them was awesome and the other one was less awesome.
15. My mom didn't let me buy a shirt which said I <3 boobies on it.
16. Iris must be Melbournian because only in Melbourne did I see a sign saying Bubbler. In Sydney it was water fountain.

that's all kthxbai.

I'm going to the airport in an hour or so.

If Poo reads this, give me your number because I forgot it. =D

PEEESSSS OUT HOMEEEZ

I feel it's time to write something that Carol says is substantial.

Guess I'll start off talking about debating.

Yes, sadly I've been conscripted as a volunteer for the interhouse debating once again, this time with my german companion Kai Linder and 2 yr 11 people, Christina and Sue. So yeah, we scrimaged through the first round simply by points even though we lost to Scott. Then we got our butts handed to us by Hillary. Either way, it's all good. Now that we've lost we don't have to prepare any more and it's the same final match-up as the year and the year before that (Hillary vs. Drake). If we would have gone through we could have boasted that we finally won a debate (first ever tasman victory for our year). Eh.

And then of course, there was the Rock Week finals yesterday. It was most absurd seeing a MOSH PIT in Shatin College and EOT's first gig there. >.> TBH, they did better at Flight I think but then again they had a longer setlist there too. Anyway I stood at the back headbanging but then I looked gay (I had a mask that looked like Tristan on) so I stopped and just enjoyed the music. B) Sue is nuts though. >.> And btw, to anyone: Hardcore dancing is for gays.

In other news, I'm going to Australia next Tuesday to eat meat pies and pasties. So I'll be skipping school and cross country like the spineless bastard I am. Sadly I still have to do a Mandarin test which is gayer than gay people. I'll pretend to miss you all, but I'll be back on the monday after next I think. eh. Also, Tristan's coming along so we can have gay gangbangs all day. Hurray yippee.

I've learnt how to sweep single arpeggios on guitar cleanly. Yay. I can die happy. >.> Benji's guitar hurts my crotch as well and it's only got one pickup which brings a tear to my eye. Schecter, Ibanez and ESP have several new models though. Gibson and Fender have 1 or 2 though, uninventive bastards. I doubt that anyone cares but DiMarzio also have an active pickup that somehow doesn't require a battery which is strange and peculiar.

Finally Diabolical Masquerade and Meshuggah are awesome. For some reason I'm listening to all these sort of concept albums. >.> Okaythasallyourmomisgay.

Putting pictures of guitars with Victoria's Secret adverts?

Cuts deep.  ._.