February 22, 2007
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agrees
with ming zhee.
Hong Kong needs more kvlt. Hong Kong is so totally un-kvlt. Melbourne is kvlt-er than HK but not by a lot because they have trams. Trams are so un-kvlt. Those penguins were pretty fucking kvlt though. I mean, they had corpse paint! Not to mention they only come out of the icy frostbitten and grym waters to go into the blasphemous forest far away from civilization when the dark night falls. Not to mention these totally necro-penguins only live in the cold waters offshore of Melbourne. Fuck, they're so heavy they even live in the BASS strait. Fucking aye. btwbubblersarenotkvlt.
and Australia used to be 1HKD to 1AUS. And you could buy a meat pie for a decent price.
finally today, I'm here to talk to you all about the harmful effects drugs, sex without protection and hardcore dancing can have on your life.
Drugs are very bad for you. If you smoke weed, do coke, acid and play the guitar and are a totally radical hippie, I'm afraid you might turn black, start wearing very colourful clothing and buy a Fender Stratocaster. Sadly you will be known as Jimi Hendrix and this is very bad. Why? For the simple fact that Jimi Hendrix was a no good guitar-toting rebel who protested nuclear war with all of them other damn tree huggers at Woodstock. Hence drugs are very bad for you. Only idiots who totally change the soundscape and future of music take drugs. Faggots.
Unprotected sex is also a very bad thing to do. If you do not use a condom or diaphragm during sex I'm afraid you just might develop AIDs. Then your voice will magically become incredibly high, you will grow handlebar mustaches and your makeup will be flaking but your smile will still stay on. Sadly, we must also give a moniker to you. Your new alias will be Freddie Mercury. Now he was a true faggot. He died of fucking anal sex with a damn fruit-fuck. Never mind the fact that he was in one of the world's greatest selling rock bands or that fans hail him as one of the best rock vocalists ever to live, he was a fucking queer! So kids don't screw without a condom or diaphragm, you just might end up being a legend. A gay one but still a legend.
finally hardcore dancing is gay.
btw: for anyone who thinks I'm being serious, you should stick two pickles up your a-hole. Speaking of which, watch Clerks II and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. =D
Comments (3)
let's just say that I read this mk?
ahem. ppl from sydney call 'em bubblers too!!!!
iC.
Haha I just saw this. GENIUS, I know. OHOH skill.
Anyways,
@ Freddie Mercury thing: Oh fuck you, you gay homophobic faggot!
xD
FANK YEW for introducing me to the anti-rape condoms btw. I did show my dad in the end (seriously) but he said they were not available in Hong Kong, so therefore no use. Ah well, we'll see haha.
YOU BE SO KVLT YOU USED TO LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN.
Mkaythxbye.
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