So i'm going to write something coherent here. =/ I was supposed to be out practicing with Mr. Linder and Mr. Biffo and Mr. Max (AIS guy) today. =/

So summertime has been most epic so far. I've done piss-all really. I virtually live in my room considering I have the PC and guitar here. >.> I just go out for food, to piss, etc. The maid doesn't come in here now though because I dunno. She probably thinks I masturbate all day in here or something (WHICH IS SO NOT TRUE). I think my sheets haven't been changed for like 2 months. >.> Well yeah whatever, I blame Live Earth, I exchange hygiene for water because I luvz tha planet yo.

Bleh, I saw Herman Li the other day. It was cool, he didn't jerk off for an hour and a half like Yngwie but blah blah, go to Mingzhe's site for the details and whatevrrr yo. Asides from that, I dunno, I'm updating xanga. WHEE. OMG JEWFACE. Uh, let's see. I have a new bed. =/ It's 2metres high and I hit my head on the ceiling everyday. Underneath the bed, I have my PC and printer and monitor and awesomeness. I love my room. =o I need new speakers though cuz my speakers are mainlander. =/ And um, I actually have done homework over the summer. I finished EQing and stuffing my music composition. As for everything else I'll probably leave until the week before school starts.

Huh, well my guitarcase still smells vaguely of cats and it turns out my acoustic doesn't have bronze frets, rather rusted frets.

okay, yeah, i woke up at 2pm yesterday. I was supposed to go meet some white people but eh. Okay, yeah Audioslave is playing.

uh huh.

>.>

edit//by the way did I mention i somehow lost 1kg by sitting in an airconditioned room eating cheetos? @_@

lo fellas, i think i'll be finishing that xanga layout i half-started about 3 months ago.

that's all, have a good summer.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HARRY POOTER IN DA HOUSE!

OMG BUY ME HARRY POOTER

you guys suck, i'm so bored that I'm updating Xanga. Not with anything useful though that'd be a sin.

So here's to a midlife crisis yo, have a soundtrack to my life, myspace uber-scene hardcore goffikk hollywood undead my chemical romance xromancex hawthorne heights trendy shit:

Opening Credits:
Slit Your Guts - Cryptopsy (lawl)

Waking Up:
I'm But a Wave To... - Cynic

First Day At School:
Blue Orchid - White Stripes

Falling In Love:
Oh Baby Doll - Chuck Berry (sexytime)

Fight Song:
Speed of Light - Stratovarius

Breaking Up:
Don't Stop at the Top - Children of Bodom

Prom:
Total Death - Kreator (necrophilia eh)

Life:
Little Queenie - Chuck Berry (I get to be a queen)

Mental Breakdown:
Oxisius - Bulb (tf is oxisius)

Flashback:
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Sabbath

Getting back together:
Justin - Korn (how mahvellous)

Wedding:
Da Hui - Offspring

Birth of Child:
Cosmos - Cynic (erm)

Final Battle:
The Language of Shadows - Nile

Death Scene:
Hellbent for Leather - Judas Priest

Funeral Song:
Touch Me - The Doors (necrophilia)

End Credits:
Red Red Wine - Bob Marley

good morning good people.

Sometimes when a man smells like turkey, he has been eating turkey sandwiches.

Othertimes he may have been practicing bestiality.

D =

BRB

I wish dicks were words.

Then I'd let people put words in my mouth alllll day long.