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Today I woke up at 2:45pm. I’m so prepared for school. I mean, it’s not like those first 7 periods are really useful anyway.

edit//haha yay, I actually subscribed to everyone on my subscriptions links thingum.

More xanga updating! Why? because those floogs still haven’t fixed the interwebs fully.

So, yep. The back of my neck is itchy and stuff. It’s foggy and overcast outside. Real humid and hot (lollikewhenurhavinseckz) too. Almost like summer. GHEY. Yeah, I’m bored. But I’m going out to Tom Lee today, so that’s okay! Hurray! Anyway, let’s have a conversation between two bored people. One is slightly deranged and ugly and queer and we shall call him Tristan! yay! The other one is uber hot and sexy and strong and awesome and we shall call him Semon! (see, not simon. I, boast myself not.)

Tristan: Durr, I’m ghey and bored
Semon: WELL U SUCK LOL
Tristan: =(
Semon: omgwtfbbq?
Tristan: ghey buttseckzors?
Semon: nt rly
Tristan: ya rly
Semon: bob mrly
Tristan: lol
Semon: lmao
Tristan: wnt 2 cybr?
Semon: nt rly
Tristan: lol, ghey
Semon: lyke ur mum
silence
Tristan: lol, i’m bored
Semon: WELL U SUCK DEN LOLZ
Tristan: oh em gee day jah voo
Semon: ya
Tristan: I’m ghey
Semon: ya

it’s just a hunch but I think a new layout is up. Just a hunch though.

kudos to turd for giving me css advice. =D

New Years Resolutions are for insufficient stooges who can bite the dust! And besides, I might actually get around to doing some of these. maybe 1 or 2 of them, roflwoflcopterpenis.

For those who shit give not, skip this list to the next next paragraph for great nostalgic fun!

1. Buy a multi-million dollar recording studip with so much gear in it, that I’ll never use them
2. Buy a custom Alembic (www.alembic.com)
3. Learn to shred faster than Michelangelo Batio
4. Earn money
5. Eat more! (uber easy to do)
6. Get into university
7. Memorize modes ionian to aeolian
8. Pass GCSEs/IBs
9. Don’t fuck up
10. Do all of the above

YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I doubt I’d be able to do number one since I’m a poor shit. Number 2 as well, since most Alembics run around 10,000US (read 78,000HK). Michelangelo Batio is so shit and totally not fast though, he’s pathetic, I can be his new god any time so yeah bite my balls. Earning money = no, eat more = yes, university = probably, mode memorization = easy, GCSEs, IBs = maybe, dont fuck up = hard, do all of the above = hard.

WHEE! HERE’S THE NOSTALGIC FUN  PROMISED! YOUR A BASTARD IF YOU SKIPPED THE LIST AND PRE-PARAGRAPH SO YOU CAN EAT MY POO AND STUFF AND GO SEE ATREYU OR WHATEVER. MASTURBATION OF THE NATION IS A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THE TIMES OF RETARDATION. OMG NOSTALGIA!

Okay, now onto the second main part of this post. I’m updating more because of the damn Taiwan earthquake. Taiwan’s problematic. Nuhrgle. Now to the third main point. Ever noticed how much presence the bass has in Eagles tracks? It’s like the only band where you can hear the bass. hahaslapkaiintheballs. Yeah, okay, alembics are awesome. Worship them. Finally, I think I should make a new layout. >.>

note//HAHA, xanga music search is great! They have Beherit, holy fuck!

In order to prevent everyone asking me this question, I’ll list my obviously achievable resolutions here:

1. Get early admissions to Yale, Harvard and Cambridge
2. Be stronger than Mr. T
3. Bang thirteen uber hot chicks
4. Own the world
5. Climb Mt. Everest
6. Get free guitars

kthxbai.