January 2, 2007

• lifetime resolutions! Why? Because...

  New Years Resolutions are for insufficient stooges who can bite the dust! And besides, I might actually get around to doing some of these. maybe 1 or 2 of them, roflwoflcopterpenis.

  For those who shit give not, skip this list to the next next paragraph for great nostalgic fun!

  1. Buy a multi-million dollar recording studip with so much gear in it, that I'll never use them
  2. Buy a custom Alembic (www.alembic.com)
  3. Learn to shred faster than Michelangelo Batio
  4. Earn money
  5. Eat more! (uber easy to do)
  6. Get into university
  7. Memorize modes ionian to aeolian
  8. Pass GCSEs/IBs
  9. Don't fuck up
  10. Do all of the above

  YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I doubt I'd be able to do number one since I'm a poor shit. Number 2 as well, since most Alembics run around 10,000US (read 78,000HK). Michelangelo Batio is so shit and totally not fast though, he's pathetic, I can be his new god any time so yeah bite my balls. Earning money = no, eat more = yes, university = probably, mode memorization = easy, GCSEs, IBs = maybe, dont fuck up = hard, do all of the above = hard.

  WHEE! HERE'S THE NOSTALGIC FUN  PROMISED! YOUR A BASTARD IF YOU SKIPPED THE LIST AND PRE-PARAGRAPH SO YOU CAN EAT MY POO AND STUFF AND GO SEE ATREYU OR WHATEVER. MASTURBATION OF THE NATION IS A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THE TIMES OF RETARDATION. OMG NOSTALGIA!

  Okay, now onto the second main part of this post. I'm updating more because of the damn Taiwan earthquake. Taiwan's problematic. Nuhrgle. Now to the third main point. Ever noticed how much presence the bass has in Eagles tracks? It's like the only band where you can hear the bass. hahaslapkaiintheballs. Yeah, okay, alembics are awesome. Worship them. Finally, I think I should make a new layout. >.>

  note//HAHA, xanga music search is great! They have Beherit, holy fuck!

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